Atom Bomb


One morning, had a stomachache, decided to defecate.

Left the classroom and entered the Mens. It was unusually quiet since it was 9am in the morning and almost everybody are attending their classes.

Entered a cubicle and passed motion.

Heard somebody entered the cubicle beside me.

The awkward feeling when you are shitting beside another person, only separated by a thin plastic wall, still able to hear and see the foot of the person next door.

I tried to play cool, releasing the load slowly without making any noise.

Next thing i know, i hear the person beside making those noises women make when they try to push a baby out of their Vagina...

"uuhh... uhhh...." then suddenly, *plook!*
"aahhhh..."

Weird... awkward... embarrassing... never want to encounter this situation ever again.

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